Kenneth's Utopia of Clips: October 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Signs

This is simply called Love Without Talking. It's romantic!

Now I want a window seat for my job too :)

Flash Mob at Raffles Place, Singapore

Singapore's Very Own Flash Mob! There's nothing else to say. Just Watch It :)

Celine Dion and The 16 Year Old Girl

This girl have the voice of an angel. Definitely she's one girl to look out for when you're talking about the future generation of singers :)

Check the clip out to hear it :)

I heard that this clip/song is banned in Singapore, but I do not know how true is that.

But nevertheless check out this clip and the project website - http://www.complaintschoir.org/

I must admit the lyrics are pretty....erm... interesting ;)

Saturday, October 24, 2009

MJC Farewell Assembly 2009 (Math Dept Video)

A Mathematics Department video produced by one of the teachers Ms Ann Koh. Hmmm, MJC, it's good to study there I guess since the teachers are so FUNKY, HIP AND INNOVATIVE!!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Pepsi in raw meat...

Look what happens to the raw meat when you add Pepsi to it.

Turn up your volume and listen to the effect it have.

Warning: Not for the faint hearted.

Be Creative with: Men's Shirts

Have you ever wondered what kind of fashion statement can you make with just one shirt?

Check this clip out (and oh, I always think that girls look cute with oversize shirt) ;)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Wrong!!

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

Written & Performed by DJ LUBEL
Directed by BOB MCKEON
Produced by JAKE AVNET

Starring
DJ LUBEL -- http://www.facebook.com/djlubelofficial
TARYN SOUTHERN -- http://www.taryn-southern.com
SCOTT BAIO

Wrong Hole Lyrics

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight

We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes...to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight

I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus:
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together

Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood

I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Chorus:

Bridge:

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ

Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics

If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

Verse:

I've got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight....?

Alright!

Chorus:
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole

It's so much fun,oooo
and we don't need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Chinese Version of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"

A Chinese Version of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Romancing Your Soul

I simply love this clip for its brilliant usage of words! Check it out.

And they call this clip - Romancing Your Soul ;)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Singapore Censorship

A friend posted this in Facebook, I find it quite entertaining but I believe only Singapore viewers can understand this clip.

The producer of this clip is believed to be someone who had directed the movie '15' and his film was 'cut' 15 times by the local censorship department/committee.

Professor Vs The Student

Sometimes, I really hope commercials like these would be shown in my country which otherwise most of it is too boring.

This student have the wits. Why? Check it out ;)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Men's Brain VS Women's Brain (Must Watch)

Like its title said, this is a MUST-WATCH clip!

You can miss out on the rest of the clips in here, but do not miss this :p

Monday, October 12, 2009

World's Best Marriage Proposal

Frankly, it's amazing, romantic and simply fairytale-ic to propose in this way!

Piano Stairs - Fun Theory

Ever tried playing a HUGE piano on stairs? Look at this! Fun theory indeed :)

Hidden camera - Death

Most of the most wicked pranks I have ever seen BUT a good one indeed!

Where are my fries?

Another commercial, but according to a friend who too got... erm.... the big assets, this is very true.

The assets does block some of their views :)

Japanese Show Game

A Japanese show whereby they asked the participants to wear binoculars when playing soccer, which ended up with lots of funny movements.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Landlord

What would happen when a baby gets drunk? Well, check it out

Though I seriously do not think that's the baby herself talking in the clip :)

That's what friends are for!

I wish I have friends like that. Don't you wish for the same thing as me?

A commercial for Pepsi Max~!

Evian Commercial Babies

The movements from these babies are obviously fake, but when so many cute babies are involved, what more can we complain about?

An advertisement for Evian :)

Food Court Musical

From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, 16 agents create a spontaneous musical in a food court in a Los Angeles mall. Using wireless microphones and the mall's PA system, both their voices and the music was amplified throughout the food court. All cameras were hidden behind two-way mirrors and other concealed structures.

This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include Frozen Grand Central, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website to see tons of photos and video of all of our work, including behind the scenes information on how this video was made.

Song by Scott Brown and Anthony King.
Arranged by Jamie Laboz

Funny Japanese Boy

Even a little boy would face rejection once in a while, here and there... A little Japanese boy presents flowers to girls after their piano peformances. He succeeds the first time, gets rejected on the second...his reaction is priceless!

He cries out in Japanese "NANDE?!?! which means WHY?!?!"